I remember reading fragments of this yesterday on Twitter (or was it your Mastodon account?) and a part of my mind rebelling and disengaging from it, at or near the point I read what you wrote about the key pair:

"I cannot ****ing believe I read that and it cannot possibly be true"


And here I am, reading it again in another well-laid-out account of your reverse-engineering work.

I hesitate to ask but: where can I buy this veritable miracle of security misengineering?

And how many of them do you think are out there, in the wild, in daily use?